I'm kind of regretting getting a new TV now. This thing has really good color expression and it's starting to burn the eyes a little bit. #Monsterdon

That ANIMAL, he's FLAILING in the poor man's general direction! Knocking him over with air pressure! #Monsterdon

"If we get the gear out fast-!"

The film could finish early! Get to it! #Monsterdon

"Something's FISHY"

FUCK YOU

Got riffback on that one >_> #Monsterdon

Augh, jesus, don't jumpcut in the middle like that, christ #Monsterdon

DEAR COMPOSER

PICK A GODDAMN GENRE

#Monsterdon

...Did this guy just invent Noisecore fifty years early? #Monsterdon

Aaaaand we're done, okay, apparently that was everything the composer had and he's done now. #Monsterdon

AND HE'S DEAD, hooray! #Monsterdon

aaaaand back to the underwater ballet for no real reason. Someone with ADHD edited this film. #Monsterdon

Here's a butt! For you! In the middle of your screen! #Monsterdon

Whoops, got a little bike rack there :3 #Monsterdon

A MOTHERCRABBING TRAP? #Monsterdon

So how come the soundtrack is in stereo and the rest of the film isn't? #Monsterdon

...And why is it playing over the dialogue? #Monsterdon

Oh that is *entirely* too much fishman buffalo shot #Monsterdon

I'm not sure I understand the purpose of a fur bikini for swimming. #Monsterdon

We GET IT

She's PLANTING PEARLS

Can we MOVE ON or do you have more RACHMANNINOV TO PLAY FOR US #Monsterdon

The edited bits of this soundtrack is *unbelievably hilarious* #Monsterdon

Shot on screen: Slowly picking pearls out of clams

The soundtrack: OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ MATRIX MATRIX MATRIX #Monsterdon