I like picturing how embarrassed the Federation probably gets about the fact that whales are sentient.
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I like picturing how embarrassed the Federation probably gets about the fact that whales are sentient.
"Wow, so humans co-evolved with multiple other sentient species on Earth? That must've been *wild!*"
"Uh. Well, they were aquatic and we were terrestrial. We didn't interact much."
"Oh. But still, the cultural exchange when you DID must've been amazing!"
"W-well, uh. We sort of... Didn't realize they were sentient? Until a probe from a cetacean species nearly wiped humanity out."
"...Oh."
"In fact we, uh. Nearly genocided them without realizing that >_>"
"......Oh."
"But once we did, we went all in on the political rights-granting and everything! There are Starfleet ships crewed entirely by cetaceans now!"
"...For how long now?"
"uh... 2286? Ish."
"...So just over a hundred years. You guys have been in space since...?"
"...Like 1960-something."
"Uh huh."
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I like picturing how embarrassed the Federation probably gets about the fact that whales are sentient.
"Wow, so humans co-evolved with multiple other sentient species on Earth? That must've been *wild!*"
"Uh. Well, they were aquatic and we were terrestrial. We didn't interact much."
"Oh. But still, the cultural exchange when you DID must've been amazing!"
"W-well, uh. We sort of... Didn't realize they were sentient? Until a probe from a cetacean species nearly wiped humanity out."
"...Oh."
"In fact we, uh. Nearly genocided them without realizing that >_>"
"......Oh."
"But once we did, we went all in on the political rights-granting and everything! There are Starfleet ships crewed entirely by cetaceans now!"
"...For how long now?"
"uh... 2286? Ish."
"...So just over a hundred years. You guys have been in space since...?"
"...Like 1960-something."
"Uh huh."
@CactuarJoe can you ficking imagine the kinds of conversations earth cetaceans and xindi aquatics would have?
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@CactuarJoe can you ficking imagine the kinds of conversations earth cetaceans and xindi aquatics would have?
@xerozohar "Pfft. Terrestrials, amirite?"
"I KNOW, jeez."
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@xerozohar "Pfft. Terrestrials, amirite?"
"I KNOW, jeez."
@CactuarJoe the aquatics really liked Archer because he played water polo