good to see dogs can detect ghosts and mollusks. what can't they do?

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i hope this entire movie is unrelated characters dying offscreen to slugs. that would be the most frustrating and funniest option

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the slugs aren't just murderers. they're perverts too.

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hope you brought a LOT of very tiny handcuffs, sheriff

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watch out, young man! It's dangerous to dress like The Guy From The Movie Cover!!!!!

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rap legend eminem, what's your opinion of the fashion sense of Slugs (1988)?

"DENIMMMMMMM, DENIM DENIM, DENIMMMM"

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. . . sl'arson

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we're spending a lot of time with bad people, but we're not really getting anything about the slug perspective

tsk

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reminder that they usually put these expository scenes in these movies so teenagers can make out at the drive-in

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"alrighty, your role in this movie is Shitty Kid. make sure you sneer your upper lip and furrow your brow a lot."

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these are not the Big Adventures I wanted for that hamster . . .

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i wish this scene mirrored the opening scene

"come on, get out of those slugs. this isn't funny. babe, haha. come on. get up. get outta there! we're wasting time. baaaabe, stop it."

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the slugs just clear out, every time? we've got genius Perfect Crime type slugs???

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. . . these two guys are the same guy.

please do not put them in a room together

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"to our long lives!"

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I love labs with beakers full of multicolour fluids just . . . hanging out

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{heroically} BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

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this is the guy you reach out to if you can't get Leslie Nielsen on the case.

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"get out of my office! I'm not closing the beach— I mean, water system, just because of a few shar— slugs! slugs!"

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