5th character ever or 5th character this week?

Very accurate. Currently still on my first character of around a 3-year campaign. I’m the only original surviving party member from the start. I’m just a Tabaxi Monk who wants to restore the crown. No ulterior motives. Just focused on the main campaign goal. My main powers are running real fast and attacking a lot.

Paladin. The gateway drug to bard, probably.

This kne always gets a fat laugh out of me because my brother did this last time we played 5e. His character was a rogue and it was actually really cool. I was a kobold named Be Zos who wanted to be a dragon.

When when you play enough bard, you realize you can be a paladin of a fertility goddess and it comes full circle.

I was playing both a bard and a paladin my first campaign! Literal banger!

Greatest orgy member ever.

By the tenth you’re reading up on archaic misunderstandings of mental illness for character ideas.

You’re spending hours on niche builds and writing pages of backstory just to pull off one incredibly complicated pun at some point in the campaign.

Yes, two-time Emmy award winning Sam Reigel, you are seen.

Holy music stops

Horny music starts

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat