"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."

And now, lunch! #Monsterdon

*smooch* Eew, Fancy Feast breath #Monsterdon

Hitting a high Tits-Per-Second count here #Monsterdon

That's why you give your panthers a safe word, folks. #Monsterdon

Oops, found a deposit of Greenscreenite. #Monsterdon

...Boogermeister? #Monsterdon

Oh, it's the mirror of homoerotic doom #Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA HA

oh my god I haven't seen a panther puppet THAT bad since Apocalypto! #Monsterdon

Wow, granny went all floppy in death #Monsterdon

Even for vampires, veal is in bad taste. #Monsterdon

He died as he lived, bloated and greasy. #Monsterdon

Dora's main job in this movie so far has been to stare glassy-eyed at everything. #Monsterdon

He paid a visit to the Imperial Office of Exposition. #Monsterdon

Really this is gonna have a high body count because the vampires found a town where everyone is genetically predisposed to staring off into the middle distance and ignoring loud noises off-camera #Monsterdon

Man, Castlevania wishes it could. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon

The dancers! Someone's stuck silly putty on their necks! #Monsterdon

Okay that's just excessive. #Monsterdon

We really do get some great looks at the actor's dental work in this film. #Monsterdon

Good thing he yelled as loud as possible to alert the vampire to his presence. #Monsterdon