“I am Arthgar the Everlasting, bow before my immortal pow… Could you put your pants back on please? I’m trying to monologue here”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “everlasting,” eh?

Look, with time and practice come results, and an immortal lich has a lot of time on their hands, if you catch my drift

It means you can’t suck me dry wink wink

He’s only concerned because the bard is really hot and he’d totally be dtf

That’s why you keep your boss dungeons cold.

That’s how my bard keeps their nips tight.