DM had a little trinket in a village, a straw with presditgation. He thought nothing of it, I jumped at the chance to get it.

Many sessions later we amaglmise a blade to make bannas, we finagle with the DM enough so we can get a lot of Bannas very easily.

Yet later still, someone in our party tried to tame a monster bear, whole ordeal, anyway, we get the DM to say if we get 500 gold of honey we can tame him.

I say presditgation. I make the Bannas taste like honey, we fool the bear, we pay 0 gold and got a bear.

What is a 'banna'? I thought you might have meant 'banana', but you tripled down so now I'm not sure. The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand, a beach in Ireland

I make the Bannas taste like honey

The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand

There's always honey in the Banna Strand.

Got a Scroll of Prestidigitation as a joke item, but I saved it, and eventually found a use for it, allowing my character to avoid the use of a public bathhouse, which was great for him due to personal issues.

The scroll became a running joke, everyone would always laugh about, "Oh, if we only had a Scroll of Prestidigitation!" whenever we fall into a sewer or something. So when he got his next cantrip, at level up, there was really only one choice