#Monsterdon yes i've often seen the weather app telling me "fuck you"

#Monsterdon so this is what goes through my head every time i go over a drawbridge

#Monsterdon tabletop ms pac-man alert

#Monsterdon i said not in my eye!!

#Monsterdon this woman cannot cook an egg without breaking yolks

i'm sorry she has to die

#Monsterdon my grandpa had that same electric knife for carving the turkey!

it sparked out dramatically one year

#Monsterdon i absolutely *adore* the scene with the vending machine spitting soda cans

#Monsterdon wow that escalated quickly

#Monsterdon "Curtis? Are you dead?" how's he gonna say "yes" girl

#Monsterdon they killed the dog. they even killed the milf! tsk tsk