Okay, I'm calling it.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec TBF I'd trap us on this planet too
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec can we be sure that it's not already started with junk which is already in Earth's orbit?
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec
Thereby saving the other residents of the Local Group. -
Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
Orbital data centers? What a Boring idea.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec Thanos moar like. At least for this little solar system.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
"... extinction awaits."
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec i’m guess he’s given up on going to mars
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@attoparsec i’m guess he’s given up on going to mars
@dr_a It's deeply embarrassing anyone ever took that seriously.
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@attoparsec i’m guess he’s given up on going to mars
@dr_a @attoparsec "If I can't get off this planet, NOBODY WILL! I mean, nobody else but myself was going to get off this planet in the first place, but it helps to have a visual aid to drive the point home."
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@dr_a It's deeply embarrassing anyone ever took that seriously.
@attoparsec i suspect future historians will refer to this time as the rise of the apex con-artist.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec i feel smart because i understood all of that
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@dr_a @attoparsec "If I can't get off this planet, NOBODY WILL! I mean, nobody else but myself was going to get off this planet in the first place, but it helps to have a visual aid to drive the point home."
@mast0d0nphan @attoparsec that would be the MO of an emotionally stunted man child with orders of more money than empathy.
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@attoparsec i’m guess he’s given up on going to mars
@dr_a @attoparsec which is a bummer, I was stoked with his promise to die there.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec This makes more sense than any "reasonable" explanation I've ever heard.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec @c_9
suddenly it all makes sense. -
Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec Since he claims to be an Iain Banks fan, though cleary missed the point, I’d say he’s an agent for Special Circumstances. The Culture has already decided we’re not ready for them.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
@attoparsec It's the _only_ explanation for Musk that survives Occam's Razor.
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@attoparsec Since he claims to be an Iain Banks fan, though cleary missed the point, I’d say he’s an agent for Special Circumstances. The Culture has already decided we’re not ready for them.
No, SC are the good guys.
When a planet is ruled over by vicious, exploitative, authoritarian scum like the arseholes who own and rule this one, they intervene to help the majority overthrow them.
They are the anti-CIA.
Musk is just a deeply stupid, evil Earth human with the reading comprehension of an edgy teen incel who failed upwards.
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Okay, I'm calling it. Musk is an agent of the Great Filter, sent here to trigger a Kessler Syndrome and trap us on this planet.
SpaceX Eyes 1 Million Satellites for Orbital Data Center Push
In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.
PCMAG (www.pcmag.com)
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