Can't make it? Fine
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I know you’re going to hate me, but the kid from air Bud gave me syphilis
… I do not like this game
It’s like I don’t even know you
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… I’ll take the antibiotics
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I feel terrible but a high school marching band stabbed me.
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I feel terrible but the kid from Air Bud is having a nervous breakdown.
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I feel terrible but Dan Rather posted my nudes on Instagram.
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… I’ll take the antibiotics
…it’s like AI slop given tangible form…
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If I tell them a high school marching band gave me syphilis, I’ll end up in prison.
Don’t worry, it’s sitcom rules so everyone involved was 18 for some reason. It doesn’t make it a lot better, true, but it does make it not a felony.
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this is going to sound like an excuse but the ghost of Hitler just died in front of me. i gotta go.
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This is going to sound crazy but my high school marching band just shit the bed.
no my high school marching band had a reputation for shitting beds. they hired a dude with ibs just to make sure they could get all the beds they needed shat
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This is going to sound like and excuse, but the ghost of Hitler pour lemonade in my gas tank.
Also: I can’t go because the cricket team is having a nervous breakdown.
Commonwealth’s peeps tell me I’d this isn’t just a normal state of affairs? Something along the lines of Hockey players getting into fights, and American footballers having concussions?
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