A fight to your death it is, then.

The triangular shape naturally draws our eyes to the pinnacle. Bottom-numbered D4 are evil and should be banned.

I recently received a d4 as a gift that was essentially a d6 but with two rounded faces so it can only land on the four sides. It’s objectively the better experience but feels like treason.

Evil DMs keep two color-identical D4s, one with numbers up and an evil one with numbers down, and they’re the only D4s allowed on the table. When directed to roll a 1D4, it’s drawn blind and rolled. The hopeful see what they want before their faces give way to crestfall.

Hell yeah, brother/sister/sibling!

Yay, Zocchi dice!

When you roll a d6, and the face looking upwards shows a 1, have you rolled a 6, no? Then why change the approach for the d4?

Number rolled goes up!

the heck? Where does one get these dice?

Take two different coins: designate one as worth 1, the other, worth 2. Flip both and total the value of the coins showing heads; 0=4.

It’s percentile dice in binary.

…not from a Jedi…

I don’t understand the difference–

Look! I have a… [rummages in wallet] d512 !

The far army has the number on the vertices (4), the close army has the number on the base (3).

The guys on the top have their d4s the correct way, and the people on the bottom are heathens that deserve death

[dramatic head turn]

this implies d4s can be rolled and not tossed. the number goes on the bottom of a d4 to demonstrate that it is an affront to all that it is good. what you value it breaks because it finds it funny

Zocchi was an underappreciated legend

These fools! It is so obvious which way is correct

D4s are dumb. Just use a D8/2.