Yeah we all knew #MonsterHunterWilds was getting Chocobos as soon as the Seikret were announced, right?
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Yeah we all knew #MonsterHunterWilds was getting Chocobos as soon as the Seikret were announced, right?
Also some robot monster? Whee
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Yeah we all knew #MonsterHunterWilds was getting Chocobos as soon as the Seikret were announced, right?
Also some robot monster? Whee
A fun side effect of this toot will be all the people trying to explain what Omega is to a guy literally named Cactuar Joe
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A fun side effect of this toot will be all the people trying to explain what Omega is to a guy literally named Cactuar Joe
Also #FFXIV gets Seikrets and an Arkveld fight. Go, catgirls, get chucked around by an albino gorilla dog with a pac-man head, just like a real Hunter
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Also #FFXIV gets Seikrets and an Arkveld fight. Go, catgirls, get chucked around by an albino gorilla dog with a pac-man head, just like a real Hunter
And apparently #FFXIV wants us to know that "larbord" is left. Apparently.
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And apparently #FFXIV wants us to know that "larbord" is left. Apparently.
@CactuarJoe Won't lie, definitely got lasered in half while trying to figure out what that meant.
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And apparently #FFXIV wants us to know that "larbord" is left. Apparently.
@CactuarJoe https://youtu.be/M0Jwsypbz10?si=K2s0Y8SJqAU7YA-T
CHICKEN TENDERRRRRS
ARE RRADY TO FRYYYYY -
@CactuarJoe https://youtu.be/M0Jwsypbz10?si=K2s0Y8SJqAU7YA-T
CHICKEN TENDERRRRRS
ARE RRADY TO FRYYYYY@xerozohar he's handy!
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@xerozohar he's handy!
@CactuarJoe get rocket punched idiot
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@CactuarJoe get rocket punched idiot
@xerozohar I will! Next month, apparently!
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@xerozohar I will! Next month, apparently!
@CactuarJoe hehehehe
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And apparently #FFXIV wants us to know that "larbord" is left. Apparently.
"Okay, so it's easy to get to the new Monster Hunter collab in FFXIV. You just make a character, level a bit, and *coughhackcough* and there you go!"
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"Okay, so it's easy to get to the new Monster Hunter collab in FFXIV. You just make a character, level a bit, and *coughhackcough* and there you go!"
@CactuarJoe omg this is dangerously misleading
The steps between one and two... omfg, kind of skipped over:Level to 50, skip the Bahamut content if you're insane, kill the manifestation of the void, fight Rome, get to 60, fight dragons who are putting pieces of other dragons in them for more dragon power, fight a time altering god machine that needs to be destroyed or the world will be destroyed fueling it, fight a civil war, get to 70, take the war overseas and fight a boss battle that distills war profiteering and generational trauma in its visual storytelling, fight a guy who beat you up already and is now a dragon who is infamous for being more powerful than previous Final Fantasy end bosses - I don't even know how to summarize Shadowbringers because wtf - then going from 80 to 90 is basically learning how thermodynamics works while fighting *all* the gods, and then 90-100 you have to babysit everyone while *they* fight gods.
THEN you can play some Monster Hunter.
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@CactuarJoe omg this is dangerously misleading
The steps between one and two... omfg, kind of skipped over:Level to 50, skip the Bahamut content if you're insane, kill the manifestation of the void, fight Rome, get to 60, fight dragons who are putting pieces of other dragons in them for more dragon power, fight a time altering god machine that needs to be destroyed or the world will be destroyed fueling it, fight a civil war, get to 70, take the war overseas and fight a boss battle that distills war profiteering and generational trauma in its visual storytelling, fight a guy who beat you up already and is now a dragon who is infamous for being more powerful than previous Final Fantasy end bosses - I don't even know how to summarize Shadowbringers because wtf - then going from 80 to 90 is basically learning how thermodynamics works while fighting *all* the gods, and then 90-100 you have to babysit everyone while *they* fight gods.
THEN you can play some Monster Hunter.
@wizardponderingorb So we're talkin', what, an afternoon? Maybe two?
