Double handed bastard sword.

Bottom left: Empire greatswords vibe/stance.

True, but no one would ever put a handle there. At least not jutting out to the side like that.

I never thought of bullpup swords. Genius Ai. Genius.

Hmm. You have a good point there.

top right is definitely something you’d see in a stupid 70s sci-fi movie as an alien’s traditional duelling weapon.

Swords Comic too, I’m sure they could make one of these work.

I love that the hands in the bottom center have too many fingers. 🤌

prompt-fu

Congrats, you’re part of the problem.

I’d pay to watch the top-right fight.

They all have too many fingers!

I hadn’t noticed that! I zoomed in and it’s true!

Its like fighting with a giant potato peeler

I think it’s been long enough that I forgot I don’t like Munchkin, and want to play Munchkin.

It’s a weird spear with a dangerous cutting blade near the wielder. All the danger of a long sword blade for the user, without the ability to use it for cutting or slashing because of the handle.

It would make for an interesting duel though. Can you maneuver the cutting part of the blade to somewhere dangerous while your opponent controls their handle?

The classic blunder

Right alongside “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” and “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”