They tried to kill him by making him hug a 2x4! #Monsterdon

What the *fuck* just happened? And why was it scored with a calliope? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe couldn't afford the house band anymore #monsterdon

"A lot of re-occuring phrases and symbols"

He's reading the script #Monsterdon

seriously, this is embarrassing #Monsterdon

OH GOD IT ACTUALLY *IS* MERLIN #Monsterdon

Well, that's convenient. #Monsterdon

This makes less sense than the middle two episodes of a 70's Doctor Who saga. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe are you watching vampires on Bikini Beach or are you watching ann Austin Powers film tonight?

"You must flee for your lives!"

Nyokay. Byeeee~! #Monsterdon

"Who are you?"

No clue. The plot's as clear as mud. #Monsterdon

Okay the ONE cool thing about this film -- the neon cross. In a better film that would be a symbol of the meeting of the religious and the technological. #Monsterdon

"...Hitler?"

Okay, that was funny. #Monsterdon

Man, these are some weak-ass vampires here. Ken just tossin' 'em about. #Monsterdon

Let's hear it for the birds on the soundtrack! Good job, birds! #Monsterdon

It's a tweest! Sorta. #Monsterdon

And the movie ends as it began.

Incomprehensibly. #Monsterdon

I get the strong impression that Vampire on Bikini Beach would have done *severe* psychological damage to me if it had actually been comprehensible at all. #Monsterdon

Like, that movie bounced off. No contact at all.

I wonder what the moon is doing now. #Monsterdon