@CactuarJoe BUT IN THE GREAT DAYS OF THE REPUBLIC WE HAD MILLIONS OF VAMPIRES

Little known fact, vampirism is associated with Terminal Plot Dump Syndrome. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar Jyees, thees vas the old vays.

@CactuarJoe Zathras always tellings people not to vampire on the beach, but nobody listens to Zathras #monsterdon

"Yes, I'm the youngest, I-"

EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT #Monsterdon

Soundtrack bouncing between terminal 80s and weirdly midwestern country music? #Monsterdon

oh christ they're trying to be romantic #Monsterdon

BABY OIL!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!! #Monsterdon

This acting would embarrass a porn flick. #Monsterdon

Yeah, listen to DJ Tanner, Bob! #Monsterdon

heh, the made-for-tv censorship #Monsterdon

HA HA HA he's noodling them to death! #Monsterdon

Vick's Vaporub from Before The Dawn of Time #Monsterdon

That's not a bikini, ma'am, I'm gonna have to flag that play. #Monsterdon

C'mon Bob, open the book and summon the dead. Or are ya chicken, baaaaawk bawk bawk #Monsterdon

Okay the Earthbound Threed music is not what I'd call appropriate for this scene. #Monsterdon

...Is this still a flashback? #Monsterdon

Nobody in this cast has an INT above 7. #Monsterdon

Nobody in this cast has an INT above 7. #Monsterdon

"Wanna sell it?"

"No no"

Okay, hold up, I'm calling fraud right there. These people are funding a coke habit that would blot out the sun, you're telling me they'll turn down a quick buck? #Monsterdon