Once, just once, I want the hypnosis victim in one of these movies to interrupt the "YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER" speech with a right hook. #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING

GOD

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"Mark, I've found a man with even worse facial hair than Vorelli's. You've gotta come see this shit." #Monsterdon

His name is MISTER ENGLISH???

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"I'm very glad you were able to come so quickly"

Yeah, Vorelli called me, too.

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"Semi-coma"

Yeah, it's not REALLY a coma it's just coma-ISH. #Monsterdon

Careful with that beard, Vorelli, spirit gum is only so strong. #Monsterdon

THE SPIRIT GUM IS DIEGETIC!?!?!

#Monsterdon

bleugh

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Even the sexy music is awkward. #Monsterdon

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

Smallest Buster Sword known to man #Monsterdon

Chase lounge, more like caught lounge

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"Eeey, Maaahk, I'm WAAAAALKIN' HEEEEAH" #Monsterdon

"How about some coffee? It's time for another long slow scene, we gotta try and stay awake in here." #Monsterdon

Pretty lame murder plot for a hypnotist. That really the best he could think up? #Monsterdon

"Another injection, nurse. She's not quite Amy Winehouse yet." #Monsterdon

"get me a room at the Hilton."

Oh, HE'S meeting Vorelli now.

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This entire film is a sedative.

#Monsterdon