#MST3k fans may be interested to know that this week's film is directed by Jesús Franco, the man responsible for The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969). You should come watch it with us #Monsterdon

Fifteen minutes until #Monsterdon~! Set up a filter to avoid it! Get the movie cued up to join in! All other eventualities are your own responsibility! C'mon people get your shit together!

You think Dracula had a public defender before he was convicted and sent to Frankenstein's prison? I worry about his rights being protected. #Monsterdon

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I see someone paid the Dennis Price. #Monsterdon

You think that mist is natural? Nah, they set fire to a passenger plane just off camera. #Monsterdon

OH SHIT

THAT'S IT

THAT'S THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU

AGAIN #Monsterdon

Aaaand there's the low-rent condo of Fu Manchu... The rusty garden shed of Fu Manchu... Fu Manchu's local eatery here... #Monsterdon

I'm always shocked by the mysterious powers attributed to bats in these movies.

Hovering. Knocking on doors. Opening windows. #Monsterdon

Oh Jesus, no. #Monsterdon

"Let's just take the birth control pills on schedule, this is a Franco movie after all..." #Monsterdon

Heh, they, uh, didn't get the grey paint QUITE all the way up to his hairline did they ^^;;; #Monsterdon

Cat's like, that was my meal ticket you BASTARD #Monsterdon

"Oh, sounds like a woman being murdered in the next room. Huh. Well, not my problem." #Monsterdon

So, Franco was credited as a writer for this flick. Do you think the script looked like, "Scene 1, act 1: Woman: Groan. Groan. Groan."? #Monsterdon

Oh hey, someone spoke!

Stop that.

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GAH, JESUS, ENOUGH WITH THE EYEBALL CLOSEUPS #Monsterdon

Oh hey, turns out SHE was the Clapper. Wondered where they put that thing. #Monsterdon

And now, enjoy a horse's ass. #Monsterdon

Glad the horses seem to speak his language, 'cos I sure as hell don't. #Monsterdon