You think Dracula had a public defender before he was convicted and sent to Frankenstein's prison? I worry about his rights being protected. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

I see someone paid the Dennis Price. #Monsterdon

You think that mist is natural? Nah, they set fire to a passenger plane just off camera. #Monsterdon

OH SHIT

THAT'S IT

THAT'S THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU

AGAIN #Monsterdon

Aaaand there's the low-rent condo of Fu Manchu... The rusty garden shed of Fu Manchu... Fu Manchu's local eatery here... #Monsterdon

I'm always shocked by the mysterious powers attributed to bats in these movies.

Hovering. Knocking on doors. Opening windows. #Monsterdon

Oh Jesus, no. #Monsterdon

"Let's just take the birth control pills on schedule, this is a Franco movie after all..." #Monsterdon

Heh, they, uh, didn't get the grey paint QUITE all the way up to his hairline did they ^^;;; #Monsterdon

Cat's like, that was my meal ticket you BASTARD #Monsterdon

"Oh, sounds like a woman being murdered in the next room. Huh. Well, not my problem." #Monsterdon

So, Franco was credited as a writer for this flick. Do you think the script looked like, "Scene 1, act 1: Woman: Groan. Groan. Groan."? #Monsterdon

Oh hey, someone spoke!

Stop that.

#Monsterdon

GAH, JESUS, ENOUGH WITH THE EYEBALL CLOSEUPS #Monsterdon

Oh hey, turns out SHE was the Clapper. Wondered where they put that thing. #Monsterdon

And now, enjoy a horse's ass. #Monsterdon

Glad the horses seem to speak his language, 'cos I sure as hell don't. #Monsterdon

Are we sure Jesus Franco didn't also direct Manos: The Hands of Fate?

I'm just saying, dingy camera work, almost non-existent dialogue, bad dubbing... #Monsterdon

Man, those Jehovas Witnesses just don't give up, huh. #Monsterdon