Man, those Jehovas Witnesses just don't give up, huh. #Monsterdon

And now, Dracula on the Haunted Harpsichord. #Monsterdon

WE GET IT

THERE'S A BAT PRESENT

MOVE ON

#Monsterdon

"Oh, no you want Count DRACULA, he's two valleys over. This is the home of Count DRAGULA, sorry honey." #Monsterdon

"Okay, well... I'm just gonna go now. I... I'll call you. I had fun! ...Bye." #Monsterdon

"The salt, the pepper, the bay leaves! The green wood, the ashes, the barbecue sauce!" #Monsterdon

They couldn't afford an actual script so they just got a dude with a sound board. I'm waiting for that one synth hit they all use, you know the one. #Monsterdon

"What... Is it?"

It's a bad movie, honey. Sorry. #Monsterdon

Oh, here's tonight's Torgo! Let's all give him a round of applause, hello Torgo! #Monsterdon

Two words... Sounds like... #Monsterdon

"Yes, well, we only have Pepsi. Is that okay?" #Monsterdon

"The site said this place was an open plan, I'm gonna leave this Air BnB SUCH a review..." #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING

GOD

#Monsterdon

Ugh, I hate Sister Mary Golden Hair -_-; #Monsterdon

...So is she our Renfield? #Monsterdon

Oo, Dasblinkenlights! Nice, been a while. #Monsterdon

Incidentally, the movie's about a third over now.

We've had like three lines.

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA

WOW

That Frankenstein #Monsterdon

WHOOOOOOOA

THE COOL RAAAAAAANCH!!!! #Monsterdon

Igor, as portrayed by Cheech Marin. #Monsterdon