They couldn't afford an actual script so they just got a dude with a sound board. I'm waiting for that one synth hit they all use, you know the one. #Monsterdon

"What... Is it?"

It's a bad movie, honey. Sorry. #Monsterdon

Oh, here's tonight's Torgo! Let's all give him a round of applause, hello Torgo! #Monsterdon

Two words... Sounds like... #Monsterdon

"Yes, well, we only have Pepsi. Is that okay?" #Monsterdon

"The site said this place was an open plan, I'm gonna leave this Air BnB SUCH a review..." #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING

GOD

#Monsterdon

Ugh, I hate Sister Mary Golden Hair -_-; #Monsterdon

...So is she our Renfield? #Monsterdon

Oo, Dasblinkenlights! Nice, been a while. #Monsterdon

Incidentally, the movie's about a third over now.

We've had like three lines.

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA HA

WOW

That Frankenstein #Monsterdon

WHOOOOOOOA

THE COOL RAAAAAAANCH!!!! #Monsterdon

Igor, as portrayed by Cheech Marin. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, on the Moulin Rouge??? #Monsterdon

She's singing about the lunch specials. #Monsterdon

Whoops, found the one gay guy in the audience. He's critiquing her fringe. #Monsterdon

"Oh god, Frankenstein! You're slightly less attractive than the men out in the restaurant!" #Monsterdon

Disembodied Cop Voice! #Monsterdon

I know we've heard her voice already, but I'm mentally dubbing Fran Drescher in for the cabaret singer. #Monsterdon