Whoops, found the one gay guy in the audience. He's critiquing her fringe. #Monsterdon

"Oh god, Frankenstein! You're slightly less attractive than the men out in the restaurant!" #Monsterdon

Disembodied Cop Voice! #Monsterdon

I know we've heard her voice already, but I'm mentally dubbing Fran Drescher in for the cabaret singer. #Monsterdon

Why's Doctor Frankenstein look like Jeeves? #Monsterdon

Huh. So *this* is Martinizing. #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM

#Monsterdon

Toaster's ready. Again. #Monsterdon

Dracula: I don't feel dead. Actually I feel pretty good! #Monsterdon

Watch them hands, Cheech Igor. #Monsterdon

Ugh, can we... Not, with this scene #Monsterdon

"Let's just warm you up by the fire, poor dear." #Monsterdon

Aw, Dracula beddy-bye time! You need a glass of blood? You got tigger and eyore? C'mon, we'll read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey. #Monsterdon

What? Wait, hold up, who's THIS chick? #Monsterdon

Aaaand she flees the movie. Wise woman. There but for the grace of god go I. #Monsterdon

THIS FILM IS JUST

CLOSEUPS

OF TWITCHING

#Monsterdon

"Oh yeah, baby, hey my UHaul is just outside..." #Monsterdon

"And now my powers were limitless!"

...Apparently? ¯\_(:/)_/¯ #Monsterdon

"...And that's how I got my start with Amway." #Monsterdon

I wish I knew why this film keeps zooming in on eyeballs like that. Maybe it was funded by a mascara company? #Monsterdon