Huh. So *this* is Martinizing. #Monsterdon

HARDLY ANY ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM

#Monsterdon

Toaster's ready. Again. #Monsterdon

Dracula: I don't feel dead. Actually I feel pretty good! #Monsterdon

Watch them hands, Cheech Igor. #Monsterdon

Ugh, can we... Not, with this scene #Monsterdon

"Let's just warm you up by the fire, poor dear." #Monsterdon

Aw, Dracula beddy-bye time! You need a glass of blood? You got tigger and eyore? C'mon, we'll read Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey. #Monsterdon

What? Wait, hold up, who's THIS chick? #Monsterdon

Aaaand she flees the movie. Wise woman. There but for the grace of god go I. #Monsterdon

THIS FILM IS JUST

CLOSEUPS

OF TWITCHING

#Monsterdon

"Oh yeah, baby, hey my UHaul is just outside..." #Monsterdon

"And now my powers were limitless!"

...Apparently? ¯\_(:/)_/¯ #Monsterdon

"...And that's how I got my start with Amway." #Monsterdon

I wish I knew why this film keeps zooming in on eyeballs like that. Maybe it was funded by a mascara company? #Monsterdon

Y'know, film, I think you've set enough TEXTURE, maybe it's time to move on to SUBSTANCE. #Monsterdon

"What is it? What's the matter?'

I'm still in this movie! God *damn* it! #Monsterdon

Oh yeah baby, shoot me up with the good stuff doctor. I'm up after her, c'mon I need it to get through this film. #Monsterdon

"And now the battle begins!"

Let's not kid ourselves, guys. This is gonna be like The Mummy vs The Robot, the whole fight's gonna be five seconds at the end of the flick. #Monsterdon

So she's institutionalized, but still allowed an underwire bra? #Monsterdon