Y'know, film, I think you've set enough TEXTURE, maybe it's time to move on to SUBSTANCE. #Monsterdon

"What is it? What's the matter?'

I'm still in this movie! God *damn* it! #Monsterdon

Oh yeah baby, shoot me up with the good stuff doctor. I'm up after her, c'mon I need it to get through this film. #Monsterdon

"And now the battle begins!"

Let's not kid ourselves, guys. This is gonna be like The Mummy vs The Robot, the whole fight's gonna be five seconds at the end of the flick. #Monsterdon

So she's institutionalized, but still allowed an underwire bra? #Monsterdon

Oh, now it's HIS turn to strip! Take it off, doctor, woo! #Monsterdon

I've always been impressed by Frankenstein's innovative fighting techniques. #Monsterdon

So is Doctor Frankenstein writing a report for the Amway home office or something? #Monsterdon

BATS ON A STRING, CLASSIC #Monsterdon

YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE NEW CHARACTERS AN HOUR INTO AN EIGHTY MINUTE FILM

FOUL

#Monsterdon

Shit, I don't have time to photoshop Dracula into that "I Consent, I Consent (jesus) I Don't!" picture. Just imagine it, please. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it's for his family holiday newsletter

#monsterdon

@ranjit "Oh, little Bobby Frankenstein went to camp, Jenny's riding the bicycle, oh Uncle Victor raised an army of the dead! He always was just like grandpa." #Monsterdon

I have to say, the Doctor's Wall of Sound is pretty minimalist. You think maybe he was one of the first trance artists? Wub wub noises and screaming. #Monsterdon

THE HIIIIIILLS ARE ALI-oh

well

I guess they aren't, actually #Monsterdon

Apparently the Curse of Dracula causes chapped lips. #Monsterdon

You know, I'm prepared to accept that Seward is probably intended to be our protagonist, and Frankenstein the antagonist,

but I literally could not tell you a single actual thing about either character.

Like, these people are CYPHERS. #Monsterdon

"Do not be afraid, I am here"

Yeah, that's the PROBLEM #Monsterdon

And now for a little light wax play. #Monsterdon

You are feeling veeeeeeeery sleepy...

Or is that just me? #Monsterdon