I've always been impressed by Frankenstein's innovative fighting techniques. #Monsterdon

So is Doctor Frankenstein writing a report for the Amway home office or something? #Monsterdon

BATS ON A STRING, CLASSIC #Monsterdon

YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE NEW CHARACTERS AN HOUR INTO AN EIGHTY MINUTE FILM

FOUL

#Monsterdon

Shit, I don't have time to photoshop Dracula into that "I Consent, I Consent (jesus) I Don't!" picture. Just imagine it, please. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe it's for his family holiday newsletter

#monsterdon

@ranjit "Oh, little Bobby Frankenstein went to camp, Jenny's riding the bicycle, oh Uncle Victor raised an army of the dead! He always was just like grandpa." #Monsterdon

I have to say, the Doctor's Wall of Sound is pretty minimalist. You think maybe he was one of the first trance artists? Wub wub noises and screaming. #Monsterdon

THE HIIIIIILLS ARE ALI-oh

well

I guess they aren't, actually #Monsterdon

Apparently the Curse of Dracula causes chapped lips. #Monsterdon

You know, I'm prepared to accept that Seward is probably intended to be our protagonist, and Frankenstein the antagonist,

but I literally could not tell you a single actual thing about either character.

Like, these people are CYPHERS. #Monsterdon

"Do not be afraid, I am here"

Yeah, that's the PROBLEM #Monsterdon

And now for a little light wax play. #Monsterdon

You are feeling veeeeeeeery sleepy...

Or is that just me? #Monsterdon

...The soul of your ancient *dentist*? Did I hear that right? #Monsterdon

Chief you got fifteen minutes to slay Dracula, Frankenstein, AND his monster, and like half a dozen Femme Vamps. I don't think it's gonna work out unless you got an unregistered flamethrower. #Monsterdon

TALK

FASTER.

#Monsterdon

...The camera's moving? I don't believe it, this shot was actually PLANNED, wow #Monsterdon

...Points off for the conspicuous Volkswagen under the sheet there, tho #Monsterdon

Angelina Jolie rises for the midnight shift... #Monsterdon