#Monsterdon "this is my daughter who i asked not to join us; she's a fucking rules lawyer"

#Monsterdon *cue 90 minutes of awkward flirting by crewmen / alta casually crushing their souls*

#Monsterdon cat woman

#Monsterdon local man tells woman she's dressed too slutty, news at 11

#Monsterdon you're deprived of space pay!!!

#Monsterdon "I have had literature, philosophy, mathematics, geology, and bi..."

"biology?"

#Monsterdon secret door in the study! i always wanted one of those

#Monsterdon "this is a krell ipod. 2,000,000,000 songs in your pocket -- a million years ago"

#Monsterdon *pew pew pew*

#Monsterdon "and this terminal calls up Krell Wikipedia"