This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon

Close the box, boys, gotta keep her fresh. #Monsterdon

"Sleeves are a little long"

They'll ride up with wear. #Monsterdon

How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon

Oh dear. Hijinks. #Monsterdon

Hit him with the ol' Vincebeam. #Monsterdon

Well, they've got a full party now. #Monsterdon

"What about mother? She wants you home!"

"Why"

"I don't know-"

Neither do I, man. Neither do I. #Monsterdon

I wish they'd stop trying to be funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. #Monsterdon

And now, for your entertainment and enlightenment, twenty full minutes of Jack Nicholson freaking out. #Monsterdon

Mm, lime jello castle. #Monsterdon

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SA-oh

...never mind. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I had a house like this in Skyrim. #Monsterdon

POPE JOHN PAUL!? #Monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

Two drinks in, Pete's lookin' to get transmuted into a penguin. #Monsterdon

He gets the case back and just brains Scarabus over the head and walks out. #Monsterdon

Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon