"What about mother? She wants you home!"

"Why"

"I don't know-"

Neither do I, man. Neither do I. #Monsterdon

I wish they'd stop trying to be funny. It's just kind of embarrassing. #Monsterdon

And now, for your entertainment and enlightenment, twenty full minutes of Jack Nicholson freaking out. #Monsterdon

Mm, lime jello castle. #Monsterdon

LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SA-oh

...never mind. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I had a house like this in Skyrim. #Monsterdon

POPE JOHN PAUL!? #Monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

This is gonna end with the shapeshifting wizard fight from The Sword in the Stone. #Monsterdon

Two drinks in, Pete's lookin' to get transmuted into a penguin. #Monsterdon

He gets the case back and just brains Scarabus over the head and walks out. #Monsterdon

Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon

Please don't lick Peter Lorre goo off your fingers, Vince. #Monsterdon

So... THIS is Old Man Yaoi, huh? #Monsterdon

"We'll have to try it."

Yeah, after all, all work and no play makes... Well, you know. #Monsterdon

Awright, NOW we're back to the REAL meat of the movie! Vincent Price opening doors to find nobody standing there and then turning to find them staring at him through the window! Oh yeah, baby! #Monsterdon

Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon

Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon