Vulcan salute ain't gonna save you here. #Monsterdon

That's a lot of mana spent for one Shock. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe didn't level destruction enough

Please don't lick Peter Lorre goo off your fingers, Vince. #Monsterdon

So... THIS is Old Man Yaoi, huh? #Monsterdon

"We'll have to try it."

Yeah, after all, all work and no play makes... Well, you know. #Monsterdon

Awright, NOW we're back to the REAL meat of the movie! Vincent Price opening doors to find nobody standing there and then turning to find them staring at him through the window! Oh yeah, baby! #Monsterdon

Corman's the real wizard, he can take a scene with a half-naked lady and transmute it into boring exposition. #Monsterdon

Huh, Pete's been un-jammed. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe ECCM. Enchantment counter counter measures.

OH MY GOD HE LIT HER HEAD ON FIRE, I- oh

>_> #Monsterdon

Four people strapped to slabs of rock and forced to watch a madman prepare their torture

At long last, I can relate to this film.

#Monsterdon

Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon

That's not a torch, that's a flamethrower @_@ #Monsterdon

Hey doctor, how about a STOOL SAMPLE #Monsterdon

DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon

In my experience wizard battles are usually carried out with snarky Tumblr DMs. #Monsterdon

Erasmus's Instant Plates #Monsterdon

He's summoned the Puppy Bowl! #Monsterdon

Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon