i have never seen the main little shop of horrors because it was sandwiched in between two of the cliques i have been in, high school theatre crowd where it appeared extremely cringe, and among the queers where it is tacitly beloved. so i guess this is my way back into seeing it through #monsterdon

ok so showing up 8 minutes late is actually like 50% of the way through a movie when it's 70m long, so we we pro or anti seymour #monsterdon

can't tell if jazz quietly happening in the background is supposed to be in the movie or i left a tab open #monsterdon

"you like even skunk cabbage"
"yeah"

like that wasn't a dig at her, it's just a true fact that she's a stinky broad who loves stinky things #monsterdon

i think you can get blood from just like a butcher #monsterdon

squeezing out the wrist offal like a damn gogurt, that's all i eat too #monsterdon

so audrey is not his daughter? who is she? i assumed she was the flower shop owner's daughter and seymour was in love with her, but she is calling him gravis? #monsterdon

young jack nicholson is back but this time he is *extremely jack nicholson" #monsterdon

seymour is really missing what just landed in his lap, instead of killing people, you can just link up with the BDSM scene via young jack nicholson and connect the people who would love to have their blood sucked by a plant with plants that love sucking blood #monsterdon

so there was no romantic conflict at all, she was always ready to go ahead and get 60's married after 1 date, he just didn't ask #monsterdon

if you are a flower shop whose business depends on one carnivorous sentient plant, you should quickly try and pivot away from said carnivorous sentient plant to one of the many other prestige plants as soon as you have in influx of capital #monsterdon

seymour you're blowing it all you had to do was be normal for one date and you'd be 60's married no problem #monsterdon

if you are a flower shop whose business depends on one carnivorous sentient plant, you should not become that plant's enemy by being the one who denies it food and should instead invest in some orchids as soon as possible #monsterdon

dating in 1960:

• go on a first date to your mom's house for a dinner of cod liver oil and sulfur power
• go on a second date staying overnight at your job
• immediately married

#monsterdon

who is seymour even protecting by pretending to be the plant, like if they just told everyone that audrey jr was a carnivorous sentient plant and the only person it ate was that one robber guy then everyone would be like "holy shit a giant carnivorous sentient plant" and you'd get even more people coming in to see it and then you could figure out a way to get it meat #monsterdon

before the puritanical swing of the 1970's that outlawed sex work, sex workers were ultrapowerful gangsters that got their money by preying on the helpless, unsuspecting johns #monsterdon

so is seymour mind controlled now??? when did they introduce the plant spore mind control that is making him a vessel for audrey jr's needs #monsterdon

world's goofiest serial killer #monsterdon

the plan is easy from here my dogs, just be like "oh damn holy shit that plant eats people? news to us, we go home at night. sorry about that detectives" #monsterdon