who is seymour even protecting by pretending to be the plant, like if they just told everyone that audrey jr was a carnivorous sentient plant and the only person it ate was that one robber guy then everyone would be like "holy shit a giant carnivorous sentient plant" and you'd get even more people coming in to see it and then you could figure out a way to get it meat #monsterdon

before the puritanical swing of the 1970's that outlawed sex work, sex workers were ultrapowerful gangsters that got their money by preying on the helpless, unsuspecting johns #monsterdon

so is seymour mind controlled now??? when did they introduce the plant spore mind control that is making him a vessel for audrey jr's needs #monsterdon

world's goofiest serial killer #monsterdon

the plan is easy from here my dogs, just be like "oh damn holy shit that plant eats people? news to us, we go home at night. sorry about that detectives" #monsterdon

deux ex machina except it's a super powerful impenetrable wall of children #monsterdon

you only incriminate yourself by running, you could have just stayed there and been like "holy crap that plant can talk" #monsterdon

what are they even DOING with this toilet yard escape scene #monsterdon

THAT ROCKS. THAT IS THE BEST ENDING. YOU COULD HAVE. AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE LAST 5.
#MONSTERDON

is the main little shop of horrors like that???? does it end abruptly, no sense having been made, hiding amongst the toilet yard and then sacrificing yourself to become a face on the plant?????? #monsterdon