...Wait if HE'S dead already because of a wish SHE made, why is HE going to hell? #Monsterdon

Oooo that's a bad idea. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE BAD IDEA #Monsterdon

WHAT DID I JUST SAY #Monsterdon

Eeeeeverybody thinks they can outsmart the djinn. Good luck dipshit. #Monsterdon

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST DAMNED HIM TO ETERNAL TORMENT #Monsterdon

HOW ARE YOU STILL FINDING WAYS TO MAKE THIS WORSE???? #Monsterdon

Yeah that one didn't make logical sense. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe gawd it was so terrible

Oh lord, it's the English jolly-pip what what sergeant major 9_9 #Monsterdon

Ten bucks says he starts marching them around the plaza like a dipshit and kills half of them. #Monsterdon

Yeah, this is just Stories of Tory Leadership. #Monsterdon

"Do you know anything about blind people?"

"Pff, of course not. Ha, what an idea." #Monsterdon

♫ Tiiiime~ to kill a TOOOOORY~ ♫ #Monsterdon

Just kill the fuck already. #Monsterdon

Is that, uh, LONG bacon? #Monsterdon

So, takin' all bets. They gonna kill the Tory or just blind him? #Monsterdon

"You can't do this to me! Margaret Thatcher said I was a good man!" #Monsterdon

"Does he like pork?" #Monsterdon

Tory turning towards the camera like, "Wait... I think... I think I might be in... Trouble?" #Monsterdon