Folks it is now, erm, almost a half hour until #Monsterdon the weekly monster movie watch party.
-
Lets be real here, the queen alien's deductions are 100% on the mark here and preventing Victorian Englishmen from returning to Earth with the knowledge of a civilization they could overrun and devour was ABSOLUTELY THE CORRECT THING TO DO. #Monsterdon
"Well I was going to refuse to help because you destroyed all hope of communicating with an alien race and fucked First Contact beyond all reason, but since you asked nicely, sure, I'll help." #Monsterdon
-
"Well I was going to refuse to help because you destroyed all hope of communicating with an alien race and fucked First Contact beyond all reason, but since you asked nicely, sure, I'll help." #Monsterdon
COME ON SELENITES, KILL THE IMPERIALS! #Monsterdon
-
COME ON SELENITES, KILL THE IMPERIALS! #Monsterdon
And the virus is expelled. #Monsterdon
-
And the virus is expelled. #Monsterdon
The really tragic thing is that WASN'T the longest flashback in #Monsterdon history.
-
The really tragic thing is that WASN'T the longest flashback in #Monsterdon history.
Yeah, those Ken dolls better get out of there fast. #Monsterdon
-
Yeah, those Ken dolls better get out of there fast. #Monsterdon
AND SO WE DIDN'T NEED TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT IMPERIALISM #Monsterdon
-
AND SO WE DIDN'T NEED TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT IMPERIALISM #Monsterdon
...Y'know, the "one tiny virus kills the mighty alien species" doesn't really land when WE were the invaders. Like, I was joking earlier about the pox blankets but that's KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE
-
...Y'know, the "one tiny virus kills the mighty alien species" doesn't really land when WE were the invaders. Like, I was joking earlier about the pox blankets but that's KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED HERE
"And so one asshole Victorian expedition murdered an entire uncontacted civilization. We now close our film on the most violent member of the expedition, giggling as he watches the last remains of the lost civilization he helped exterminate crumble into dust. Hip hip hooray!"
