Getting your shrimp contaminated by radioactive material ONCE can be considered misfortune.

Cactuar Joe

Getting your shrimp contaminated by radioactive material ONCE can be considered misfortune. TWICE begins to look like...

Well actually I have no idea what this looks like, what the fuck is the deal here?

https://www.axios.com/2025/09/24/radioactive-shrimp-cocktail-kroger-recall-states

Cactuar Joe

Everybody joking about the idea of getting bitten by a radioactive shrimp and becoming a shrimp-based superhero, nobody thinking of the mantis shrimp with its natural concussive plasma cannon.

Cactuar Joe

"oo, it's Shrimp-Man, does everything a SHRIMP can, oo I'm scaaaared oo-OH MY GOD AAAAAAUGH"

Trixter of the Moon Council

@CactuarJoe Sounds like someone’s got a Godzilla problem.

Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:

@CactuarJoe irradiate me once, shame on you. irradiate me twice, won't get fooled again

Cactuar Joe

@brooke Jeez, can you imagine a shrimp throwing their shoes at someone? You'd be there all day.

Wandering Adventure Party

Getting your shrimp contaminated by radioactive material ONCE can be considered misfortune.