#Monsterdon never trust a man who talks about himself in the third person

#Monsterdon bog witch: "i know pain.. sorrow..."
yoda: "...leads to suffering, yeah yeah"

#Monsterdon the love theme from the bog (1979)

#Monsterdon is she mouthing along to the song?

#Monsterdon love the dude's implications that wives are specifically in danger from this monster, yet it's eaten two women and two men so far

#Monsterdon yay they're dead!

#Monsterdon giant moon globe maps were very popular with sciency types in the 70s, my parents had one in their college apartment

#Monsterdon wait he calls in his diver friends to go in the lake without telling them there's a deadly monster? shame

#Monsterdon "his midi-chlorian count is off the scale! not even master yoda's is so high"

#Monsterdon what if we kissed in the science lab

#Monsterdon the bog witch's shack totally looks like someplace you'd find a vendor in a Fallout game

#Monsterdon you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no

#Monsterdon heyyyyy we saw a little of the bog monster \o/

#Monsterdon wait did they get a chance to warn the divers about the bog monster or .....?

#Monsterdon is that snorkel properly secured??

#Monsterdon eggses!

#Monsterdon there's no way the monster will be protective of its eggs. i think we're find to just take em

#Monsterdon nothing says classy like a workplace drink poured out of a plastic container

#Monsterdon microfiche machine?!

#Monsterdon that's the saddest siren i've ever heard