How many of you would watch this?
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I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of… Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it…)
I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with
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“If you ask me, that headless fella’s actually the lucky one.”
“Why do you say that?”
“He doesn’t have to watch the rest of this show!”
OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!
I’m sold on this.
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson’s pre LOTR work?
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past…
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Holy fuck this is GOLD!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Omfg yessss!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
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ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
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I could have swore this was an actual episode.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I think you’re trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he’d be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
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I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.
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You think it wouldn’t? I’m not saying it’s be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
“I’m gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!”
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
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There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
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This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
Please let’s just let the rock’s career die
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
Got a reason for that? Or just don’t like him?
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
furries
it makes sense if you don’t think about it for too long, or think about it really hard
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I would also watch the most recent D&D movie with scenes of the Muppets playing the game spliced into it.
I was thinking the same. This feels like an amazing fan edit waiting to happen.
