How many of you would watch this?
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Holy fuck this is GOLD!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Omfg yessss!
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I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.
Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
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ok but hear me out.
this but the muppet babies.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
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I could have swore this was an actual episode.
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I think you’re trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he’d be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
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I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.
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You think it wouldn’t? I’m not saying it’s be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
“I’m gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!”
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
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There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
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This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
Please let’s just let the rock’s career die
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
Got a reason for that? Or just don’t like him?
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
furries
it makes sense if you don’t think about it for too long, or think about it really hard
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I would also watch the most recent D&D movie with scenes of the Muppets playing the game spliced into it.
I was thinking the same. This feels like an amazing fan edit waiting to happen.
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
Not sure about acting, but I’ve not heard anything douchy about him personally
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And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
We’re gonna need some context for your reaction.
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No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
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