How many of you would watch this?
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Gonzo is DM.
Fozzie = wise cracking Bard
Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian
Kermit = Elven Ranger
Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer
RolfSam the Eagle = paladinRolf = Druid
Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem
I think you’re trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he’d be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.
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I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.
Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.
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You think it wouldn’t? I’m not saying it’s be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
“I’m gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!”
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
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There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm… graphic scenes
And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
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This already exists but the other way around and the Muppets are The Rock and Jack Black.
Please let’s just let the rock’s career die
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
Got a reason for that? Or just don’t like him?
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
furries
it makes sense if you don’t think about it for too long, or think about it really hard
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I would also watch the most recent D&D movie with scenes of the Muppets playing the game spliced into it.
I was thinking the same. This feels like an amazing fan edit waiting to happen.
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
Not sure about acting, but I’ve not heard anything douchy about him personally
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And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
We’re gonna need some context for your reaction.
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No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
Sounds of Rule34 intensify
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Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
Let my puppets come …was an “adult” movie made with puppets
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It’d be a great skit, but the gag would get old pretty quick for anything full-length.
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We’re gonna need some context for your reaction.
Long story but I went to a con once where he fucked over every fan who wanted to see him. Additionally there are stories out there of him being a complete “do you know who I am??” Style asshole to regular people and service workers out there. By all accounts he’s a dick, even the shit he used to do backstage on game of thrones is creepy as fuck and anyone who doesn’t look like him would have been canceled by now
Just recently there are news stories about him being an asshole to crew on the Minecraft set, being drunk on aqua man and acting like a jackass. He’s a roid monkey so it’s no surprise
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It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
Sounds of Rule34 intensify
Something existing is not the same as something being improved by its inclusion
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You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better
There’s no controversy segment in his wikipedia article.
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Not sure about acting, but I’ve not heard anything douchy about him personally
Have you looked? Used to be a drunk, belligerent asshole while filming aqua man, pulls the “do you know who I am???” Shit on restaurant staff, and there’s a brand new story out now about him being an asshole to the crew of the Minecraft movie
