Well maybe your ambassadors would have come back if your representatives weren't so delicious. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

Oh man, just like Stella Star in Starcrash. #Monsterdon

Oh great, now he's horny -_- #Monsterdon

"Tis a long and perilous journey!"

C'mon, let me go back and face the peril! #Monsterdon

"Give him your pet. Your beloved pet that you raised from a chick. SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!" #Monsterdon

Bird 2 D2! #Monsterdon

Zeus is just way too generous as a DM #Monsterdon

Great, another rich kid who needs a fleet of sherpas to climb a hill. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

#Monsterdon

Ugh. Pottage #Monsterdon

In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon

"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."

Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already. #Monsterdon

They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Yeah back in Jersey we had to cross the river of the dead to get to Philly.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon

...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon