In the next scene, Perseus steals an old man's walker. #Monsterdon

"Medusa... I wrote a play about her once..."

Yeah, we've watched The Gorgon (1964) already. #Monsterdon

They sure did like heavy blush in the 70s, huh. #Monsterdon

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Yeah back in Jersey we had to cross the river of the dead to get to Philly.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon

...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon

NOOOO PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Medusa respec'd into a Rogue build! Sneak Attack really suits her #Monsterdon

Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon

Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa #Monsterdon

They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.

...Snoobies

#Monsterdon

Let the force guide you, Perseus. #Monsterdon

Impressive the way she screamed AFTER her head was cut off. #Monsterdon

Oh ick, that's one bad tube of toothpaste. #Monsterdon

He's got a sack full 'o skull #Monsterdon

At this point Caliborn is just Perseus's own personal Team Rocket. #Monsterdon