@CactuarJoe Yeah back in Jersey we had to cross the river of the dead to get to Philly.
#Monsterdon #ClashoftheTitans

Who knew the river of the dead was real! And in New Jersey!

Well, actually... #Monsterdon

And so, having stolen the sight aid of a trio of old blind women, Perseus raids the home of a disfigured abused woman. #Monsterdon

PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh hey, Orthrus. Not who I was expecting. #Monsterdon

...It's a boa constrictor, Perseus, just grab the fucking sword. #Monsterdon

NOOOO PUPPY #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Medusa respec'd into a Rogue build! Sneak Attack really suits her #Monsterdon

Ha! She BONKED him! #Monsterdon

Was not prepared for slapstick Medusa #Monsterdon

They're very careful not to give us a glimpse of any snake boobies.

...Snoobies

#Monsterdon

Let the force guide you, Perseus. #Monsterdon

Impressive the way she screamed AFTER her head was cut off. #Monsterdon

Oh ick, that's one bad tube of toothpaste. #Monsterdon

He's got a sack full 'o skull #Monsterdon

At this point Caliborn is just Perseus's own personal Team Rocket. #Monsterdon

OY LAY OFF THE OWL D:< #Monsterdon

Perseus's character build is really suffering without that shield. He should respec, get himself a 2-hander build. #Monsterdon

Perseus, whose name in Greek means "He whose fingers are like butter" #Monsterdon

Welp, Pers, congratulations. You lost every gift the gods gave you, got every man under your command killed, and you're stuck miles from anywhere with no horses. Good job, King. #Monsterdon