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Wanted to play a game on my tablet while I was on the exercise bike and now I have to sit here waiting for it to UPDATE SHADERS like a CHUMP

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  • Cactuar JoeC This user is from outside of this forum
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    Wanted to play a game on my tablet while I was on the exercise bike and now I have to sit here waiting for it to UPDATE SHADERS like a CHUMP

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      Wanted to play a game on my tablet while I was on the exercise bike and now I have to sit here waiting for it to UPDATE SHADERS like a CHUMP

      Cactuar JoeC This user is from outside of this forum
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      I think if something I'm playing on a device smaller than a TV tells me it needs to compile shaders or, like, check my video drivers or VRAM or something, I should be allowed to blast it with a shotgun right then and there.

      Like, that's untrustworthy behavior.

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      • Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

        I think if something I'm playing on a device smaller than a TV tells me it needs to compile shaders or, like, check my video drivers or VRAM or something, I should be allowed to blast it with a shotgun right then and there.

        Like, that's untrustworthy behavior.

        Cactuar JoeC This user is from outside of this forum
        Cactuar JoeC This user is from outside of this forum
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        "Your system does not meet the minimum specifications for th-"

        The tablet's two years old, the app's a mobile game. Shut the fuck up and play it.

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        • Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

          I think if something I'm playing on a device smaller than a TV tells me it needs to compile shaders or, like, check my video drivers or VRAM or something, I should be allowed to blast it with a shotgun right then and there.

          Like, that's untrustworthy behavior.

          The VHS Wizard πŸ“ΌπŸ§™D This user is from outside of this forum
          The VHS Wizard πŸ“ΌπŸ§™D This user is from outside of this forum
          The VHS Wizard πŸ“ΌπŸ§™
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          @CactuarJoe My Retroid Pocket does that sometimes, but that's because I'm asking an Android device to pretend it's a much bigger and more powerful system.

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