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  • Brave Little Hitachi WandG Brave Little Hitachi Wand

    New NPC idea, a dragon in human form. He lives in a magical playhouse full of creatures and guests, and casts a wish every single day just doing things for fun. A nearby king must personally bring cartoons to placate the dragon.

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    granitem@lemmy.world
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    So… Pee-wee Herman was a dragon?

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    • G granitem@lemmy.world

      So… Pee-wee Herman was a dragon?

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      Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      What I’m saying is, if you were a dragon, why wouldn’t you choose to be Pee-Wee?

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      • Brave Little Hitachi WandG Brave Little Hitachi Wand

        New NPC idea, a dragon in human form. He lives in a magical playhouse full of creatures and guests, and casts a wish every single day just doing things for fun. A nearby king must personally bring cartoons to placate the dragon.

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        mimicjar@lemmy.world
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        If you cast Wish to do stressful things there is a 1/3 chance you can’t ever cast it again.

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          sunsofold@lemmings.world
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          Gee, it’s almost like dragons are powerful, intelligent beings who are not to be trifled with and not just something to throw in front of a party because it’s in the name.

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          • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

            Gee, it’s almost like dragons are powerful, intelligent beings who are not to be trifled with and not just something to throw in front of a party because it’s in the name.

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            mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yeah, metallic dragons are basically revered as minor gods in many instances. Those mfers are powerful, and they’re definitely not something that you throw at a low level party.

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            • Brave Little Hitachi WandG Brave Little Hitachi Wand

              New NPC idea, a dragon in human form. He lives in a magical playhouse full of creatures and guests, and casts a wish every single day just doing things for fun. A nearby king must personally bring cartoons to placate the dragon.

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              DarkSirrush
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              Not once per day. Wish per charisma score modifier.

              …that dragon in human form is casting it 5x a day.

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              • A ageroth@reddthat.com

                27 divided by 3 = 9
                Wish spell once per day with no material components cost.

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                patches@ttrpg.network
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                That dragon’s name?

                Shenron

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                • D DarkSirrush

                  Not once per day. Wish per charisma score modifier.

                  …that dragon in human form is casting it 5x a day.

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                  HeuristicAlgorithm9
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                  “Each spell can be cast once per day”

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                  • HeuristicAlgorithm9H HeuristicAlgorithm9

                    “Each spell can be cast once per day”

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                    soup@lemmy.world
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                    It’s D&D/any TTRPG, people misreading the rules and being scared of what isn’t evrn written is half the game! Bonus points if it’s a DM scared of players finding powerful things to do!

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                    • S soup@lemmy.world

                      It’s D&D/any TTRPG, people misreading the rules and being scared of what isn’t evrn written is half the game! Bonus points if it’s a DM scared of players finding powerful things to do!

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                      Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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                      Bonus points if you use necromancy to reanimate a drow’s head merely as a whimsical red herring to keep guests from realising their peril. Long live Jambi!

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                      • mimicjar@lemmy.worldM mimicjar@lemmy.world

                        If you cast Wish to do stressful things there is a 1/3 chance you can’t ever cast it again.

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                        doc_crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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                        For normal humanoid spellcasters who have to prepare and channel the spell energy that is foreign to them through their bodies, being such a strong spell it always carries the risk of backfiring going beyond the predetermined rules of its preparation.

                        nothing to say that is the case for dragons who can cast the spells innately.

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                        • M mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          Yeah, metallic dragons are basically revered as minor gods in many instances. Those mfers are powerful, and they’re definitely not something that you throw at a low level party.

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                          foobarrington@lemmy.world
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                          All the more ridiculous that BG3 throws a silver dragon at you, almost right at the start.

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                          • A ageroth@reddthat.com

                            27 divided by 3 = 9
                            Wish spell once per day with no material components cost.

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                            Ziglin (they/them)
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                            And up to 7 more 9th level spells.

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                            • F foobarrington@lemmy.world

                              All the more ridiculous that BG3 throws a silver dragon at you, almost right at the start.

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                              Ziglin (they/them)
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                              Where? I can only think of three instances of dragons that can be fought in the game none of which are silver.

                              Dragons I am aware of in the game: ::: spoiler Act 1 Spoiler Red Dragon by bridge near the mountain pass. :::

                              ::: spoiler Act 3 Spoilers Ansur (undead bronze dragon) in the Wyrmway and the red Dragon during the final fight. :::

                              Do you mean durge? Durge is by default a white dragonborn which is a species not related to dragons in the forgotten realms.

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                              • Z Ziglin (they/them)

                                Where? I can only think of three instances of dragons that can be fought in the game none of which are silver.

                                Dragons I am aware of in the game: ::: spoiler Act 1 Spoiler Red Dragon by bridge near the mountain pass. :::

                                ::: spoiler Act 3 Spoilers Ansur (undead bronze dragon) in the Wyrmway and the red Dragon during the final fight. :::

                                Do you mean durge? Durge is by default a white dragonborn which is a species not related to dragons in the forgotten realms.

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                                foobarrington@lemmy.world
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                                Fascinating - witness missed the giant silver dragon behind the group of goblins.

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                                • F foobarrington@lemmy.world

                                  Fascinating - witness missed the giant silver dragon behind the group of goblins.

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                                  Ziglin (they/them)
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                                  Ah yes I forgot. Very cheeky our bardic friend.

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                                  • mimicjar@lemmy.worldM mimicjar@lemmy.world

                                    If you cast Wish to do stressful things there is a 1/3 chance you can’t ever cast it again.

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                                    mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network
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                                    However, the spell replication is already extremely powerful.

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                                    • mimicjar@lemmy.worldM mimicjar@lemmy.world

                                      If you cast Wish to do stressful things there is a 1/3 chance you can’t ever cast it again.

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                                      I Cast Fist
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                                      Good thing you can cast Simulacrum first, then use the simulacra to cast wish

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                                        dumples@midwest.social
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                                        If you boss dragon doesn’t have time stop what is the point? Wish might be interesting but time stop in combat. Allowing it to recharge it’s breath weapon and cast more spells and / or reposition. It’s amazing

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                                        • Brave Little Hitachi WandG Brave Little Hitachi Wand

                                          Bonus points if you use necromancy to reanimate a drow’s head merely as a whimsical red herring to keep guests from realising their peril. Long live Jambi!

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                                          Øπ3ŕ
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                                          Feruza Balk’s Dorothy was the sort of kid I wished I knew, growing up. It blindsided me completely when, later on, I learned she was the witch I wanted to spoon out my heart for. 🤪

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