Today I started to feel like my heart was going too fast, so I checked and it was a lot faster than normal. I called the nurse because this is a known side effect of my new med and she was Supremely Unconcerned. Okay, well, I feel weird enough that I called you - can you see if there is a lower dose of this stuff that I could take? Oh. I guess I could ask the Doctor....

You're darned tootin' you can.