What the fuck did you just make me read

Fucking hell, I went to find it and none of this is an exaggeration. Even Chick’s website doesn’t publish it, and there are some deeply repulsive offerings on there. It’s called Lisa, if anyone else wants to make themselves sad

“My name is Bringler Bunderpatch, and you killed my fifth cousin twice removed, Gringle Jimblesnaps. Prepare to die.”

But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell…

Lisa, with commentary:

Tract Dissection - "Lisa" (#065) - Boolean Union

A page containing the dissection of Lisa published by Chick Publications.

(boolean-union.com)

…wow…my whole country is full of satanists, cuz we mourn the dead - admittedly day after halloween, which are only recently slowly adding - instead of being festive.

And it’s christian holiday soooo…lol

Possible. Though I like thinking about other possibilities. My Tabaxi cleric has led me to produce so many backup characters - a Warlock, a Monk, a Barbarian and a Wizard, though that last one is still WIP, and I’m thinking a Paladin as the Cleric’s old mentor - I could solo run an entire spin-off.

P.S. the cleric is still around and kicking ass, I just did the backup characters for the lulz and for building up his background.

Related XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”

Especially on a table with 3 women

She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Khajit Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

Family, friends, people he’s boned possibly former lovers, mentors, acquaintances, y’know, the whole shebang.

I imagine everyone made a deal that if you die in the game, everyone must pretend you don’t exist.

Let the games begin!

My parents unironically believe this. I’m fairly pissed, I love Halloween, and it is on my bday.

I’m not saying Jack Chick raped his daughter, but that whole strip reads like a confession-not-confession.

Holy shit.

I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.

Jack chick was an insane evangelical Christian who genuinely didn’t understand stuff like how he came off to non Christians

I find that one really funny because yeah as a pagan it is my most solemn holiday of the year, I light a candle for my dead loved ones and have a nice little chat with them hoping they can hear it somehow. You know, normal stuff people do to honor the dead.

ETA: It also marks the beginning of the season of death, where the days keep getting shorter, it keeps getting colder, and life rapidly winds down for the winter. It’s a good time to reflect on endings and to remember that endings lead to new beginnings.

Look at Josh Duggar, that’s the actual ideology of some Christians in America