Classic
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Fucking hell, I went to find it and none of this is an exaggeration. Even Chick’s website doesn’t publish it, and there are some deeply repulsive offerings on there. It’s called Lisa, if anyone else wants to make themselves sad
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Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.
“My name is Bringler Bunderpatch, and you killed my fifth cousin twice removed, Gringle Jimblesnaps. Prepare to die.”
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The comic being fully committed to the idea that D&D teaches you actual magic spells that actually work in real life is fucking wild. Like, bro, this is supposed to be Christian propaganda but you’re out here telling me that one small spell can get me $200 of D&D sourcebooks? Sign me the fuck up for Satan, this Jesus dude ain’t shit.
But you need the sourcebooks to learn the spell…
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Lisa, with commentary:
Tract Dissection - "Lisa" (#065) - Boolean Union
A page containing the dissection of Lisa published by Chick Publications.
(boolean-union.com)
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My kids got one instead of candy for trick-or-treating one year.
…wow…my whole country is full of satanists, cuz we mourn the dead - admittedly day after halloween, which are only recently slowly adding - instead of being festive.
And it’s christian holiday soooo…lol
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Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.
Possible. Though I like thinking about other possibilities. My Tabaxi cleric has led me to produce so many backup characters - a Warlock, a Monk, a Barbarian and a Wizard, though that last one is still WIP, and I’m thinking a Paladin as the Cleric’s old mentor - I could solo run an entire spin-off.
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Possible. Though I like thinking about other possibilities. My Tabaxi cleric has led me to produce so many backup characters - a Warlock, a Monk, a Barbarian and a Wizard, though that last one is still WIP, and I’m thinking a Paladin as the Cleric’s old mentor - I could solo run an entire spin-off.
P.S. the cleric is still around and kicking ass, I just did the backup characters for the lulz and for building up his background.
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Dude’s BAC is so high his blood is wine
Sounds like a good dinner to me
Related XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”
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All I get from that is that D&D gives you super powers, and the author of that comic is envious because they never got invited to play.
Especially on a table with 3 women
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The inflation calculator that I found online says that’s the equivalent today of about $600 compared to the mid 80s when this was written.
But yeah, that is underwhelming for having literal magic powers.
She was just a lowly 8th level cleric
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P.S. the cleric is still around and kicking ass, I just did the backup characters for the lulz and for building up his background.
KhajitTabaxi has family, if DM has perils -
KhajitTabaxi has family, if DM has perilsFamily, friends,
people he’s bonedpossibly former lovers, mentors, acquaintances, y’know, the whole shebang. -
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I imagine everyone made a deal that if you die in the game, everyone must pretend you don’t exist.
Let the games begin!
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…wow…my whole country is full of satanists, cuz we mourn the dead - admittedly day after halloween, which are only recently slowly adding - instead of being festive.
And it’s christian holiday soooo…lol
My parents unironically believe this. I’m fairly pissed, I love Halloween, and it is on my bday.
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Lisa, with commentary:
Tract Dissection - "Lisa" (#065) - Boolean Union
A page containing the dissection of Lisa published by Chick Publications.
(boolean-union.com)
I’m not saying Jack Chick raped his daughter, but that whole strip reads like a confession-not-confession.
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Lisa, with commentary:
Tract Dissection - "Lisa" (#065) - Boolean Union
A page containing the dissection of Lisa published by Chick Publications.
(boolean-union.com)
Holy shit.
I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.
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This is supposed to be Christian propaganda? So the fucked up comic by the same guy that one of the other comments is talking about is actually serious instead of being a story about how much Christianity sucks? That’s seriously fucked up …
Jack chick was an insane evangelical Christian who genuinely didn’t understand stuff like how he came off to non Christians
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My kids got one instead of candy for trick-or-treating one year.
I find that one really funny because yeah as a pagan it is my most solemn holiday of the year, I light a candle for my dead loved ones and have a nice little chat with them hoping they can hear it somehow. You know, normal stuff people do to honor the dead.
ETA: It also marks the beginning of the season of death, where the days keep getting shorter, it keeps getting colder, and life rapidly winds down for the winter. It’s a good time to reflect on endings and to remember that endings lead to new beginnings.
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Holy shit.
I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.
Look at Josh Duggar, that’s the actual ideology of some Christians in America
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Just roll up a new character with all the same stats and a slightly different name, like everyone else.
Blackleaf’s identical twin whiteleaf is here to avenge her!
