She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Khajit Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

Family, friends, people he’s boned possibly former lovers, mentors, acquaintances, y’know, the whole shebang.

I imagine everyone made a deal that if you die in the game, everyone must pretend you don’t exist.

Let the games begin!

My parents unironically believe this. I’m fairly pissed, I love Halloween, and it is on my bday.

I’m not saying Jack Chick raped his daughter, but that whole strip reads like a confession-not-confession.

Holy shit.

I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.

Jack chick was an insane evangelical Christian who genuinely didn’t understand stuff like how he came off to non Christians

I find that one really funny because yeah as a pagan it is my most solemn holiday of the year, I light a candle for my dead loved ones and have a nice little chat with them hoping they can hear it somehow. You know, normal stuff people do to honor the dead.

ETA: It also marks the beginning of the season of death, where the days keep getting shorter, it keeps getting colder, and life rapidly winds down for the winter. It’s a good time to reflect on endings and to remember that endings lead to new beginnings.

Look at Josh Duggar, that’s the actual ideology of some Christians in America

Blackleaf’s identical twin whiteleaf is here to avenge her!

That ritual is not on the pre-approved list. You must go through the proper channels. Your deviance has beed noted.

But in all seriousness, this is exactly how these reactionary evangelicals want to control people: take things that are perfectly normal human activities and put them exclusively under the purview of their own structures and hierarchies.

Ahh, your brother Black told us about you Mr. Leaf, mind if we call you Grey?

“The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there’s no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass.”

-Any decent storyteller in this situation.