ooh, is this a cut-rate mandalorian character?

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....David Hasselhoff???

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Akton used the Will to fight with a Brightness Machete

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Bizarre alien species! (cavemen who are called "Troglodytes")

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Pre-programmed computers? Impossible! What will these writers come up with next!!!

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this bad guy looks like a devil from a live action adult swim show

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@uptownsongclub just informed me that this actor is the titular maniac from the classic misogynist 80s slasher film Maniac
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I'll evilly laugh myself out of the chamber... but NO FURTHER

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yay Aktar sacrificed himself!

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"I'm no longer useful at this time" he's just being passive-aggressive because Stella friendzoned him

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just leave Akron there and stop sulking about it, ciao bella

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greeting my son who I thought was dead with a subdued handshake

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L wasn't programmed to do a non-awkward fist bump

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i keep waiting for one of these ships to be shaped like a dog bone

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