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  • M mirshe@lemmy.world

    In actuality, most corpos are run by people. Lofwyr, whose corporate umbrella includes 4758 companies, is an outlier and should not have been counted. /s

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    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
    wrote on last edited by dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
    #23

    But Lofwyr literally controls 95% of the GDP with those companies, who are run by his extended family!

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    • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

      I must have missed the part where the dragon funded infrastructure, hired knights to keep his populace safe, propped up the food stores and economy in times of famine, and negotiated with neighboring kingdoms when needed. Oh and funding research. Forgot how often dragons did that.

      And for those asking about benevolent kings:

      Aragorn

      T’Challa/Black Panther

      Mufasa

      King Arthur

      King Leonidas

      King Tirian

      Some real life good kings(and a queen)

      Emperor Augustus(look up the slave who broke a crystal glass)

      Empress Wu Zerian

      Cyrus the Great

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      solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      wrote on last edited by solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      #24

      A yes, the benevolent ruler, almost as common as the benevolent slave owner.

      Funded infrastructure

      Or, returned a small amount of the value extracted in order to facilitate further extraction

      Hired knights to

      Keep his interests safe

      (Hoarded resources and returned a pittance to prop up) food stores and the economy in times of famine

      Negotiated with neighboring kingdoms

      To further state interests

      Funded research

      At public expense for private gain

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      • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

        I must have missed the part where the dragon funded infrastructure, hired knights to keep his populace safe, propped up the food stores and economy in times of famine, and negotiated with neighboring kingdoms when needed. Oh and funding research. Forgot how often dragons did that.

        And for those asking about benevolent kings:

        Aragorn

        T’Challa/Black Panther

        Mufasa

        King Arthur

        King Leonidas

        King Tirian

        Some real life good kings(and a queen)

        Emperor Augustus(look up the slave who broke a crystal glass)

        Empress Wu Zerian

        Cyrus the Great

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        dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
        wrote on last edited by
        #25

        Show me this king that personally leads the road building crew

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        • S stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          sam_bass@lemmy.world
          wrote on last edited by
          #26

          Here there be

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          • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

            Show me this king that personally leads the road building crew

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            bigbananadealer@lemmy.world
            wrote on last edited by
            #27

            show me a dragon that doesnt burn down villages

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            • W weirdbeardgame

              https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-d29z8G6U28 And here this exact post is, animated with the original voice acting!

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              finitebanjo
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              #28

              Well

              No

              the voice acting comes from a different channel @ZacSpeaksGiant‬ but the animator and him have a mutually beneficial relationship.

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              • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

                I must have missed the part where the dragon funded infrastructure, hired knights to keep his populace safe, propped up the food stores and economy in times of famine, and negotiated with neighboring kingdoms when needed. Oh and funding research. Forgot how often dragons did that.

                And for those asking about benevolent kings:

                Aragorn

                T’Challa/Black Panther

                Mufasa

                King Arthur

                King Leonidas

                King Tirian

                Some real life good kings(and a queen)

                Emperor Augustus(look up the slave who broke a crystal glass)

                Empress Wu Zerian

                Cyrus the Great

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                zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
                wrote on last edited by
                #29

                Never would have thought to find a shill for royalty in the year 2025

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                • B bigbananadealer@lemmy.world

                  show me a dragon that doesnt burn down villages

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                  leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #30

                  Show us a fucking dragon

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                  • B bigbananadealer@lemmy.world

                    show me a dragon that doesnt burn down villages

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                    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #31

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                    • leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zoneL leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                      Show us a fucking dragon

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                      bigbananadealer@lemmy.world
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #32

                      can it be fucking a car?

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                      • F finitebanjo

                        Well

                        No

                        the voice acting comes from a different channel @ZacSpeaksGiant‬ but the animator and him have a mutually beneficial relationship.

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                        weirdbeardgame
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #33

                        True, and he does link the source.

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                        • Z zalgotext@sh.itjust.works

                          Never would have thought to find a shill for royalty in the year 2025

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                          mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
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                          #34

                          In regards to King v. Dragon.

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                          • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

                            Show me this king that personally leads the road building crew

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                            mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #35

                            Well, I said funded so…

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                            • S solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              A yes, the benevolent ruler, almost as common as the benevolent slave owner.

                              Funded infrastructure

                              Or, returned a small amount of the value extracted in order to facilitate further extraction

                              Hired knights to

                              Keep his interests safe

                              (Hoarded resources and returned a pittance to prop up) food stores and the economy in times of famine

                              Negotiated with neighboring kingdoms

                              To further state interests

                              Funded research

                              At public expense for private gain

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                              mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #36

                              Still more common than the benevolent dragon though.

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                              • B bigbananadealer@lemmy.world

                                can it be fucking a car?

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                                leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #37

                                Preferably, yes

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                                • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                                  The king answering with anything other than some variation of “Because I ordered you to” broke my immersion.

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                                  theobvioussolution@lemmy.ca
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                                  #38

                                  Ironically, this king was the one exception that was benevolent and fair. The knight, of course, was a member of MAGA - Make Arcadia Great Again.

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                                  • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

                                    In regards to King v. Dragon.

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                                    zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #39

                                    They both suck

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                                    • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

                                      Well, I said funded so…

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                                      dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #40

                                      Show me this king that creates value.

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                                      • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social

                                        I must have missed the part where the dragon funded infrastructure, hired knights to keep his populace safe, propped up the food stores and economy in times of famine, and negotiated with neighboring kingdoms when needed. Oh and funding research. Forgot how often dragons did that.

                                        And for those asking about benevolent kings:

                                        Aragorn

                                        T’Challa/Black Panther

                                        Mufasa

                                        King Arthur

                                        King Leonidas

                                        King Tirian

                                        Some real life good kings(and a queen)

                                        Emperor Augustus(look up the slave who broke a crystal glass)

                                        Empress Wu Zerian

                                        Cyrus the Great

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                                        prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #41

                                        Mufasa

                                        Lol you cannot be for real

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                                        • P prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                          Mufasa

                                          Lol you cannot be for real

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                                          mydarkesttimeline01@ani.social
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #42

                                          What? It’s a fictional kingdom based on Hamlet. You’re not going to split hairs over it being fiction when the second half of the equation is a dragon are you?.

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