@atomicpoet Advice is just guilt in a tuxedo.

Dressed up, uninvited & still ruining the party.

@Gotterdammerung I know.

And god knows I didn’t listen to advice when offered.

@atomicpoet

Of course not.

Advice is like vegetables. They're only palatable once you're too bitter to enjoy anything else.

@Gotterdammerung Okay, you should sell that on coffee mugs and t-shirts.