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BONG!

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dracula, prisonnier de FRANKENSTEIN

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Jess Franco, sibling of infamous dictator Franco of Spain (not really)

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waiting for John Cleese to materialise on that parapet saying "We've already got a Dracula. He's-a very nice."

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Was this filmed in a closed bar?

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and victor says

GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'RE A DANK BONY GHOUL, AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

oh papa

I'm just havin' fun
in the castle with vlad
it's where I belong
down at the

Dank Bony Club

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unnecessary ZOOM!

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@Violinknitter Real cat, Fake bat, Film at 11.

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Ahhh! That's a two-stroke internal combustion horse.

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That shot made it look like the candelabra was holding her body down.

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BONG!

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hey, yaaaah.....s queen

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foley artist really, really overdoing it here

that's not gravel

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and now, incidental music taken from 4 bars of Peter And The Wolf

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@nev Yeah, the worst would have to be that mexican wrestling film the one time.

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Could he have found a SMALLER hammer? Ha ha!

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oh gee thanks narrator!

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ooh, a horse carriage in 5/4 time!

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mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm THUNK

mm mmmm mmm mmm THUNK

(hitting self in head)

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